Hanging The Lamp From The Ceiling

I am now compelled to start a new regular column here at SFTC, featuring the strange and beautiful comments I get in this blog’s spam folder.  This morning’s entry is even more amazing than yesterday’s:

“One third of this area is covered with forest.Let bygones be bygones.I’ll have to try that.Your answer is satisfying.It’s her field.I’m thinking of hanging the lamp from the ceiling.I’m thinking of hanging the lamp from the ceiling.Winter is a cold season.It is Just what I need.Whichever you choose, you won’t be satisfied.”

Meanwhile, my friend (and fantastic author) Ally has been receiving some gems of her own, including this one:

“I can’t afford to go to a restaurant every day.Which would you prefer? I’m home.There is a bridge over the river.It really takes time.Is there any sugar in the bottle? Is there any sugar in the bottle? Not bad.Allow me.That is my idea about friendship.”

If this blog turns into a collection of beautiful robot spam, I think I’ll be OK with that.  Hell, maybe I’ll get a book deal out of it.

Author: Jeremy Voss

Musician, wanna-be writer, suburban husband and father. I'll occasionally tweet from @couchshouts. You can find me on XBL, PSN and Steam as JervoNYC.

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