You know, I can be full of shit sometimes.
I just wrote this 800-word post about 2014, and how I feel strange because for the first time in a long time I feel like I have absolutely no handle on what’s happening this coming year, and how I’m feeling a little cut off since I don’t have either of the new consoles just yet, and how I’m still not even sure if I should get one or wait for the Steam Machine or just buy a new graphics card for my PC, and how all of this is ridiculous since I have an absurd backlog of games to get through…
… and then, to prove my point, I listed the 27 games in my Steam library that I would like to get through, games which I either never finished or barely started, and which I was posting so that, later in the year when I inevitably start whining about not having anything to play, one of you could call me out and say, well, what about that gigantic backlog, and I could say, OH YEAH, right, the backlog…
… and then, after taking a brief moment to clear my head and open a new browser tab, I decided to check out the latest offerings in the Steam sale, and for some bizarre reason I actually came this close to buying Metro: Last Light, which is a game that I’m not even sure I liked all that much when I rented it on the 360 earlier this year.
NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES HAD PASSED SINCE I’D FINISHED PUTTING THAT LIST TOGETHER, PEOPLE, before I almost spent $10 on a game that I was only interested in buying because it was on sale.
I am an idiot.
Here’s the original post, and the backlog list, and a formal request – please punch me in the face, either in person, on this blog or on twitter (@couchshouts), if I do any whining about not having enough to play next year. THAT’S my new year’s resolution – to finally get punched in the face.
(Please do not literally punch me in the face.)
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I don’t “do” resolutions, but two things I’d like to start doing in 2014 – or, rather, stop doing – are (1) apologizing for taking long-ish breaks at this blog (i.e., anything less than one post a week – it should be understood by now that my available blogging time is in short supply these days) and (2) apologizing in general, but specifically if I let real-life intrude into this space. This is a game blog, and I try to keep this blog focused on that topic… but it’s also my only blog at the moment (since my tumblr page is simply a place where I re-blog other people’s stuff and/or repost stuff from this blog).
I’d like to do a “What I’m Looking Forward To in 2014” post, but the truth is that this is the first time in a really, really long time where I feel like I have absolutely no idea what’s happening in terms of upcoming software. I don’t have either of the new consoles yet (though I sorta came close to buying an Xbox One this past weekend, even though I’d still rather get a PS4 first), and so I’m not quite yet invested in either of their forthcoming lineups beyond obvious stuff like Watch Dogs and Destiny (and indie stuff like The Witness and Transistor). I’m also still kinda waiting to see what the Steam Machine is all about, and I’m also wondering if I should just forgo new consoles entirely and just invest in a new graphics card for my PC.
(From my outsiders perspective, I’m starting to feel like this year’s E3 will be the first E3 in a long time that will actually matter; the new consoles are already in people’s homes, and everybody wants to know what’s coming next. And it’s not even just about continuing older franchises – this is the best possible time to show off new IP, now that we’re all hungry for something to really put these consoles through their paces.)
And yet, and yet, and yet… the truth is, all of this prognosticating is silly, as far as I’m personally concerned; I simply can’t afford to play all this new stuff. I can only realistically afford one (1) console next year, and unless I start getting my freelancing career in order and can get review copies of games without having to pay for them, I will have to start being a lot more selective in terms of what I end up playing, Gamefly notwithstanding.
Moreover, I’ve got an absolutely absurd backlog of games in my Steam library, and I can’t keep ignoring it or pretending it’s not there. I’ve said this before, of course, but it bears repeating if only so that I can remind myself that it’s out there.
If I start to bitch and moan that I don’t have anything to play, I want one of you to remind me of the list that I’m about to post below. This isn’t everything that’s unplayed in my Steam library, but this is the stuff that I intended to play but never got around to finishing.
- Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs (played the first 30 minutes or so)
- Antichamber (I’ve already played quite a lot of it, but I never finished it)
- Dishonored DLC (I got halfway through the first one, never started the second one)
- Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon (did the first 15 minutes and then got distracted.)
- Hitman: Absolution (I’m maybe halfway through this one. I found it somewhat distasteful, but I’m also compelled to stay with it, for some bizarre reason.)
- Kentucky Route Zero
- Lego Marvel Superheroes (which I was enjoying quite thoroughly until AC4 came along)
- Magrunner: Dark Pulse
- Outlast (which I just bought yesterday, for some reason, I don’t know why)
- Papo & Yo (which I played a bit of on the PS3, but never finished)
- Path of Exile (in case I need a free-to-play Diablo fix)
- Rayman Legends
- Resonance (which I have literally no memory of downloading, but I’m glad to see it’s in my library)
- Rogue Legacy
- Shadowrun Returns
- Shadow Warrior
- Spelunky (which I also just bought yesterday, and which I’m afraid of, if that amazing Polygon eggplant run story is to be believed)
- System Shock 2
- The Incredible Adventures of Van Helsing
- The Last Remnant (these last 2 were picked up during a summer Steam sale)
- The Swapper (need to finish)
- The Witcher 2 (which I need to re-start and get back into)
- Torchlight 2
- XCOM: Enemy Within
That’s 27 games of generally excellent quality that I’ve not finished – and in some cases, have barely started. This is ridiculous. This is financially irresponsible. This is why I have no business buying a new console any time soon, and why I should maybe not worry so much about trying to stay on top of all the new stuff. Until I put myself in a position where I can play new stuff and get paid to offer written opinions about them, I have more than enough to keep myself occupied for the time being.
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I also finished Batman Arkham Origins over the weekend, though “finished” is a relative term, of course – there’s so much side stuff left to do, and I’ve already done a great deal of it, but I don’t think I can do any more.
The game itself is… OK. A little disappointing, and certainly very exhausting, but I sorta knew going into it that I should keep my expectations low, and so in that respect I feel like I got my money’s worth. I guess it’s just that I love these Batman games, and even if I knew this was a B-team effort, I can’t help getting excited for them. The combat just got to be too much after a while – there’s combat involved in nearly every single part of the game, and like I said in an earlier post it gets to be ridiculous.
There’s also some annoying technical problems, at least on the PC; while the game looks terrific for the most part, it did lock up and crash on multiple occasions, and there’s one boss fight near the end where the frame rate got very, very jittery (where you’re fighting Bane (and minions) with your shock-gloves turned on) – and in a game where combat is very much timing-based, my constant deaths in that sequence felt very, very cheap.
From a narrative perspective, it’s certainly conceptually interesting to see a prequel with these characters, but it feels like wasted potential. The voice acting is woefully uneven – the new Batman and Joker voices are certainly good enough, but Jim Gordon couldn’t have sounded more bored and stiff if he tried. Moreover, Joker’s character arc does not make any sense to me. ***SPOILERS*** Joker and Batman have that post-Bane standoff at the hotel; Joker falls out of the building (can’t remember how) and Batman saves him; Joker, now incarcerated and being interviewed by the future Harlequin, appears to have some sort of epiphany about his relationship with Batman; but in the game’s final confrontation, nothing about his epiphany appears to have affected his plan AT ALL. And I’m still confused about the bounty and Black Mask’s part in all this, and how if Joker was Black Mask all along, why was he trying to kill Batman in the beginning of the game? Especially since Batman appears to be relatively new to the scene, and this game is where he originally learns about Joker in the first place? ***END SPOILERS***
All that aside, there’s nothing quite like entering a room filled with bad guys and taking them all out without ever being spotted. And even then, the difficulty on those particular challenge rooms is very, very uneven; I had a beast of a time in the early game because the room layouts made for very crowded enemy AI paths, but towards the end I was clearing them with ease because the room designs meant that enemies generally walked alone a lot more often. I’m not complaining, necessarily, because it’s still a rush to clear those rooms regardless, but it’s odd.
I am now trying to figure out what to play next. And before you remind me that I’m also playing Zelda on the 3DS, let me retort that I’m not having nearly as much fun with it as I’d hoped. I may try some of the shorter games in that backlog above; Kentucky Route Zero has been on my mind a lot lately, and I wouldn’t mind getting deeper into both Lego Marvel and Rayman Legends. And also Shadow Warrior.
Have a very happy new year, everybody!