Just saw this on Tumblr; I have no idea if it’s real or not, but if it is, then certainly shit like the Vitality Sensor makes a hell of a lot more sense.
I don’t have a lot of friends at my day job. I’m not complaining, that’s just the way it is. And it’s partly by design, I suppose, because the job was never meant to be something I actually took seriously, and so I never bothered to socialize.
In any event, I’ve become friendly with one of the mail guys; he’d noticed I was a gamer from all the Gamefly envelopes in my outbox, and recognized me as a kindred spirit, and so whenever there’s a dull moment, we talk games.
Tonight, he asked me what I thought about the 3DS.
I haven’t really given the 3DS all that much thought, to be honest. Or, rather, I have, and it’s just that I already know that there’s no reason at all for me to get it any time soon. If at all. I have not bought into the 3D hype, to be honest – “Avatar” was the only movie that’s ever really gotten the 3D right, but I kept having to move my head around in order for the glasses to work properly, and let’s face it – it was a crap movie. I’m a self-professed graphics whore, but even I know that it takes a lot more than just snazzy graphics to make a game (or movie) actually good. (Exhibit A: Crysis 2.)
But it’s more than just the 3D, is the thing. For one thing, there’s nothing I want to play on it. The e-shop doesn’t launch until May, but even then, Nintendo doesn’t really have the greatest track record when it comes to downloadable games. (Exhibit B: Giant Bomb’s Jeff Gerstmann has a long-running feature devoted to just how terrible Nintendo’s downloadable content is.)
Furthermore, if the original DS is any indication, Nintendo’s probably going to release a newer, smaller, better 3DS in a year anyway, and maybe by that point there might even be something worth playing on it.
There’s a larger issue, though, and that’s simply that Nintendo apparently doesn’t care about me. I don’t fit into their target demographic. I bought a Wii simply to experience Super Mario Galaxy, and while it was an amazing experience, it was also the only experience that wasn’t a complete waste of time. I ended up giving my Wii to my mother-in-law, and I haven’t thought about it ever since – indeed, I hadn’t thought about it for months except that it was taking up space on my table.
Likewise, I own a DS, but there hasn’t been anything released in at least 6 months that looked even remotely interesting to me. And it’s not that I’m some sort of snob or something – I mean, I am a snob, sure – but I just can’t get excited about Pokemon or any of the My Little Pony crap that keeps getting shoveled out every other week. To be honest, there aren’t really any decent puzzle games getting released for it anymore, and those are the kinds of games that I end up spending most of my DS time with in the first place.
Right now, my handheld of choice is my iPod Touch. It’s got a huge library of quality titles, most of which are under $5, PLUS I can listen to my own music and email and Twitter and Facebook and RSS feeds and all the rest of it. It’s a much more complete and robust experience, and it clearly has the capability for better graphics, if stuff like Rage HD and Infinity Blade are any indication.
In any event, I told my friend to relax and wait a bit. The new iPhones will be out in June; the new PSP will be detailed at E3, one would assume; and then it’s just a hop, skip and jump away from next spring, when the inevitable 3DS redesign will be announced, and we can go through this whole sordid business again.